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Joke of the Day
"What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls."
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"What is the definition of suspicion? A nun doing push ups in a cucumber field."
"The good news is that there is baseball in heaven... The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday."
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"""No pressure, but my happiness is totally dependent on you."" - soulmates"
"[interrogation] Bad Cop: *face way too close to Shakira's waistline* tell me what I want to know"