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Joke of the Day

"A couple approaches on the beach. He calls her ""Allison."" I write, ""Marry me, Allison,"" in the sand and hide. And now we wait."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Dogs don't lick jam... just kidding... they do ;)"

"My butcher introduced me to his wife the other day... He brought her out and said, ""meet patty"""

"What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window."

"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt."

"what has four wheels and flyz? A garbage truck.....ha ha ha"

"What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint"

"I got a job at the circus. I had to circumcise the elephants. The wages weren't great but the tips were enormous."

"My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me."

"Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'? Because they can't spell toboggan."