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Joke of the Day

"Why do guitar amps hum? Because they don't know the words."

"Music is a good place to hide."

"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew"

"I was close to becoming a rap god. But then 1 day my mom licked her thumb to wipe a smudge off my face as a kid & ruined all my street cred."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prince."

"wassup babe, im the reason Pregnancy-info .net disabled video embedding on their forums, how abuot giving me a nice kiss"

"I hate people that can't tell the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"" their so stupid"

"Some people are really tired after abortions... It's like they got life sucked out of them."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans."

"N: Why are you picking up rocks? M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone."