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Joke of the Day

"I hate myself a little for this... What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! ...Nah, just kidding! *He still hasn't unwrapped his present!!!*"

"Earth is indeed bipolar, but it's not a disorder."

"A woman walks into a bar... and says to the bartender, ""I'd like a beer please."" The bartender asks, ""Anheuser Busch?"" She responds, ""Just fine thanks, and how's your cock?"""

"Forget Netflix and Chill. It's time for IMAX and Climax!"

"If you steal my identity and get a credit card I'll be impressed. Not because you stole my identity, but because you got approved. Kudos!"

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and use it again and again."

"WebMD has a mobile app now. An app!!! A quick, easy and convenient way to diagnose yourself with cancer anywhere!"

"There are TV shows literally every day so no I am not free to hang out ever."

"What do you call a gay Russian? erosexual"

"Why were the baker's hands brown? Because he kneaded a poo."