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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay Russian? erosexual"

"On the bright side of the election There hasn't been a presidential assassination in a while."

"Did you hear about the guy who died while digging a hole for a coffin? It was a grave excavation."

"What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist? You get repossessed."

"President Putin say's he is doing everything he can to wipe out Aids Researchers. (What too soon?)"

"Truthfully officer, I wouldn't have pulled over, if I known all you were gonna do is complain about my driving.."

"Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)"

"Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win"

"I thought about going to a psychic, but then I started having doubts and changed my mind At that moment I received a text message that said ""Well, that's too bad"""

"What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing? A *Mass Debate*"