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Joke of the Day
"In hell, you have to find the start to Scotch Tape over and over."
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"haha how about we make a pact if we're both single in 6 seconds we get married?? haha look how nervous u are. times runnin out tho"
"What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule? Double 07."
"When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you."
"You wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"
"Q: How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? A: Pooched."
"God must be a woman Because just like my wife, she's always right"
"Window repairman: What happened did someone try to break into your house? Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk"
"""Tell me the story behind each of your tattoos."" -No one, ever"
"how many straight Vassar men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them."