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Joke of the Day

"Seafaring language makes me uncomfortable, so no, I would not like a chips ahoy cookie or any other maritime treats, thank you."

"Winning a fight with your gf is like winning a vacation to Detroit. Don't get too excited"

"If you play a Nickleback song backwards... you hear a message from the devil. Even worse, if you play a Nickleback song forwards. You hear a Nickleback song."

"What do you call a traitor with a lisp? Judith"

"What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron? A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance"

"The debate should just be held here The joke should be in the comments"

"In India, you don't drive on the left of the road.. you drive on what is left on the road."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... And a table. And some chairs."

"Whenever I drink I turn into Jason Bourne. I can't remember much, fighting comes naturally, and I have a sudden need to evade the law."

"""Hello, barman? Give me another drink!"" I yelled. He said, ""I think you've had enough, sir."" ""What makes you say that?"" I laughed. He said, ""I'm a taxi driver."""