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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic? Knot cool"
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"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes."
"""911, what's your emergency?"" ""My kids are being jerks."" ""Hey, Christian, you can't keep calling here."" ""Are you gonna send help?"" ""..."""
"I've had like 6 red bulls, so of course I'm vacuuming the front yard."
"Girl, you are so sexy. . . [unsuitably sweet for work] that if my brain was in my penis, you would make my forehead sweat."
"What's the difference between ""Fake News"" and CNN? I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you?"
"What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble? He shaterpillar."
"How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there."
"Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist? Word is he used to rap with OdieB"
"It is said that the Welsh were the first to use condoms, by making them out of sheep intestines. But the English perfected this technique by removing them from the sheep first."