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Joke of the Day
"I have an anorexic girlfriend. She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her."
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"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he cums once a year."
"I wish I would have listened to my grandma when she told me one day I'd regret not focusing harder on my hitman career."
"The cops just showed up at work & all the workers that have been in trouble before fled. At least that's what I can see from under my desk."
"I hope Death is a woman... That way, it'll never come for me..."
"Pop's Chicken Q: What did popeye do after he turned black? A: He made his own restoraunt."
"Save the whales Collect the whole set. seen on a bumper sticker in PDX"
"My sister and I decided that we want to start our own businesses. She's going to open a furniture store called 'Sofa King' and I'm going to open a soup restaurant next door called 'Stew Pit'."
"""BE YOURSELF!"" is about the worst advice you can give to some people."
"Confucius Say: He who drop watch in toilet... Bound to have shitty time."