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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for."
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"[dentist giving me a filling] Me: guh uh hag a hogreg? Dentist stops: what? Me: do you have a boyfriend?"
"Guys, for Valentine's Day leave 3 notes scattered around your house for your girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", and ""me."" That'll keep her busy while you watch sports."
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in"
"[Parent-Teacher Conference] Teacher: ..if another kid is mean to her, she calmly walks away Me: *flips table* WHICH KID IS MEAN TO HER?!?!"
"I've decided my left testicle is my favorite It's more down to earth.."
"[Heart: Tell her her eyes are windows into eternity, filled with fire... Brain: Beacons, stars in a vast darkness] Mouth: HEY GREAT EYEBALLS"
"DEFENSE! DEFENSE! Defense: I have a boyfriend"
"I have Ebola... ebola cerial."
"Wanna hear a construction joke ? I'm still working on it."