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Joke of the Day
"I fell off a 40 foot ladder Luckily it was the first step"
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"Live Laugh Love Qstn:Why was there dancing at the barbers'? And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o"
"I was angry when my neighbors put a fence around their swimming pool but then I got over it"
"The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off."
"Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny? It just makes cents."
"How do dentists like their eggs? Poached."
"My Dog voilet Rules My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper"
"What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux"
"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis."