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Joke of the Day

"Live Laugh Love Qstn:Why was there dancing at the barbers'? And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o"

"The truth about Unicorn Q: Why do unicorns only let virgin women get close to them? A: Because they are horny."

"Forgot I started my stopwatch. It's now been 139:27.05 since I wondered how long it takes me to run five miles."

"Did you guys see that post about ISIS and Taliban announcing jihad against each other? It really blew up"

"My friend David had his ID stolen the other day so now we just call him Dav."

"Did you hear about the Italian husband who was talking during his sleep? He ended up giving his wife a black eye"

"What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl? You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"What did the woman say when having intercourse with the square-shaped pasta food? ""That feels ravioli good!"""

"I found an alternative to Pokemon GO. It's this new game called Grindr. I haven't tried it yet, but I hear its this thing where you go around, trying to capture bears."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke."