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Joke of the Day
"How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person)."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To walk into a bar."
"I thought about making a cripple joke... ... but it would be lame."
"So my friend called me last night to tell me about how his Swedish car broke down But I told him I didn't have time for his Saab stories"