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Joke of the Day

"How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person)."

"I love that all the Catholics are easy to single out today. Can't believe no one's tried publically marking people by religion before."

"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."

"[Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent? Arya Stark?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !"

"It's a shame push-up bras don't work on IQs."

"We should probably abolish the death penalty since we don't even get to throw rotten vegetables at people anymore"

"[robber breaks into my house] i always knew you'd come for me, my darling. where are you going"

"DJ: ""MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"" *Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*"

"What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo? A smokesalottapotamus Edit: [Found one in the wild.. ](http://i.imgur.com/c2Vt1sd.jpg)"