84307

Joke of the Day

"If white guys are day drinking, it's inevitable that they're going to start wrestling at some point later that night."

"How does the Asian chef get to work? He woks."

"I like woman who are mentally stable and sexually unstable."

"Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I'll be just fine."

"Divorce is tough on some kids Others are just happy to be single again."

"What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? Your job still sucks"

"*mob meeting* ayo new guywho're you? ""they call me the butcher"" oh yea? why's that, butch? *smacks him with a pork loin* ""no reason"""

"Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets ? To run his hands through his hair."

"The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop."

"Did you hear about the rivalry between the ice cream shops in Texas and Mexico? It was the Battle of the A'la Mode."