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Joke of the Day
"What is the least pleasant state to live in? Missouri."
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"What does a racist get for their birthday? KK-cake"
"If I rape a prostitute, Is it shoplifting?"
"What do you do to an aggressive vegan? Shove your meat in their face."
"Just walked in on Mark Zuckerberg writing down the contents of my medicine cabinet."
"I think Marco Rubio has spine issues. Every time someone says Marco, someone says POLIO"
"I wasn't trying to break you up, but she asked me what I did last night, and your name came up. *shrugs"
"What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical? Toluene"
"*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*"
"Hit a squirrel with my car on the way home from the grocery store. If I knew that was going to happen, I wouldn't have bought all this meat."