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Joke of the Day

"Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!"

"Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !"

"Two goldfish are in a tank... One said, ""you man the guns, and I'll drive""."

"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left."

"What sex position makes an ugly baby? Go ask your mom"

"Non-alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister. It tastes the same but it's still wrong."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net? ""It's not a too-nah!"""

"[On a date at a restaurant] So this is nice huh? ""Yea,uh, who's that?"" *Dad is breathing on the window and writing 'VIRGIN' in the steam*"

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side (If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)"

"Me VS Computer A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. for more jokes visit http://smsbrunch.com"