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Joke of the Day
"How do you handle a redheads anger? Gingerly."
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"*i get on a rollercoaster with my washing machine* ""Hold tight son...WAIT! If u are here then.."" *son is at home w/ a mouth full of laundry*"
"What do you get with a corduroy condom? A groovy kind of love."
"I just folded a fitted sheet so beautifully an owl just delivered a Hogwarts acceptance letter to my house"
"I'll sleep when my iPhone's dead."
"*sees a spider* I'm going to kill him *turn around to get a shoe* *turns back around and spider has 8 shoes* Alright, let's be cool here"
"Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds? Because he can't even."
"What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics? Not being disabled."
"What's the key to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey"
"Why dont bicycles pedal backwards??? Because than it would be REcycling"