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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus doesn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body."

"What is a group of endermen called? A basketball team"

"Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together... But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes."

"What do you call a dead asian? A failure"

"I want a lady in the streets and a billion dollars"

"Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt."

"What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"How does every racist joke begin? By glancing around the room."

"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."

"The shortest route between point A and point B is under construction."