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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus doesn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body."

"Two bars of chocolate are falling down the stairs... ...the first one says:""Shit I think I broke my ribs"". To which the second one replies:""So what, I fucking hit my nuts!""."

"The three words most hated by men during sex? ""Are you In?"" or ""Is It In?"""

"I wear a stethoscope, so that in the case of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."

"I'll bet if you whined a bit more about gas prices, the big oil companies will brings the prices down."

"What did the band kid say to the other band kid after she found out he was cheating on her? ""You double timing son of a bitch!"""

"How to win the war on drugs... 1) legalize all drugs. 2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view."

"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""