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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo? A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe."

"Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck sucked his blood and said 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!"

"Anyone who uses the phrase ""easy as taking candy from a baby"" has never tried taking candy from a baby."

"My wife said I suffer from premature ejaculation.. I told her that I don't suffer"

"You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you."

"What's the difference between a Goodyear tire and 365 condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"

"Have you heard about the elevator conspiracy? Hundreds of people are saying they got stuck between floors. But I don't believe them. I think they made it up."

"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."

"My wife said I was average. I said she was mean."

"""Boy it sure is muggy out here.""- White people, walking through the hood."