145385
Joke of the Day
"Pete and Repeat were on a boat in the middle of a lake. Pete fell off. Who's left?"
Next Joke
"My superpower is understanding iPhone text typos."
"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross country"
"what is the most terrifying sound to a redditor?? pao pao pao..."
"Two foot fetishists are sitting in the back of a police van. One turns to the other says: ""I think we got off on the wrong foot."""
"What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs? Bob"
"What does a little sister ride? A Nissan."
"""I don't want to talk about it, so I posted some lyrics for you to decipher about how it's your fault."" ~ girls"
"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off"
"What is a specimen? An Italian astronaut."