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Joke of the Day

"Socialism Q. Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists? A. because he wanted to help untie the human race."

"I pet my dog and she started to purr. Thought I should lay off the drugs until I realized the cat was sitting behind her."

"How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on 1 bar stool? Flip it upside down."

"Ugh I hate when I go to shoot someone with a gun and then realize I accidentally packed my hot glue gun and end up scrapbooking for hoourrrs"

"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. Runs in our jeans"

"I am... A joke !"

"What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda? A Coke-o-nut."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day... Teach a man to fish and he'll put you out of work."

"My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way."

"Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box."