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Joke of the Day

"Socialism Q. Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists? A. because he wanted to help untie the human race."

"Never trust an asshole. They're often full of shit. ^^^Sorry"

"Man who eat jeellybeans.... Farts in technicolor."

"What do you get when you cut up an avagadro? Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty?"

"Helen Keller walked into a bar And a table, and a chair"

"I'm really good at not paying my bills. They all say ""OUTSTANDING!"""

"Donald trump runs for president"

"No matter how many Madea movies they make, I believe that Tyler Perry just likes to wear ladies clothes. PERIOD!"

"If you ever have to go through job applications, throw half of them away randomly You don't want to hire anyone unlucky"

"The bad zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shizhu"