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Joke of the Day
"Religion because thinking for yourself is hard."
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"If i had a pound for every 'Brexit' joke on here... I'd still only have about 5 cents."
"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range."
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"How do you circumcise a redneck Kick his sister in the chin."