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Joke of the Day

"Religion because thinking for yourself is hard."

"I hear Superman is a very overprotective parent. His kids are under constant super-vision."

"Hooters is starting a home delivery service. It's called Knockers."

"I'm so sick of being white it's like playing a video game on easy"

"What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft? Halfway."

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He's always nailed to the boards...."

"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."

"I did really well in my math class My professor said I was on the top of the bell curve."

"Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons."

"I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man ""Hans"""