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Joke of the Day

"[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] ""Dr that's the model skeleton"""

"Have you heard about the collapse of the boxer shorts industry? apparently it was quite brief."

"""Sorry I'm late! Was pointlessly checking the same 6 websites over & over again & lost track of time!"" - Honest Aziz Explaining Tardiness"

"What's 12 inches long, stiff, red and purple, and makes women scream? Crib death"

"Somebody told me this really good joke the other day. You shoulda been there, it was hilarious."

"Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!"

"So I've been trying to sell my Ubermensch Action Figures... But it's difficult to cater to such a Nietszche Market."

"You know what gets me down? Gravity..."

"A Boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother.... They couldn't settle on a name, Until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"

"If your nose runs and your feet smell..... You're built upside-down."