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Joke of the Day

"If your nose runs and your feet smell..... You're built upside-down."

"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C EH N EH D EH"

"My girlfriend just told me to get rid of my boner... I couldn't because it's hard."

"Never fall in love with a tennis player Love means nothing to them"

"My dad told a lame joke today I told him to stop because he never makes funny jokes. His replay was - I made you didn't I?"

"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship, I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love."

"How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more."

"What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs."

"First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me."

"how is an antivirus similar to porn? You don't have to pay for it."