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Joke of the Day

"Do you want a bag? A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks. ""No,"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly."""

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Easy to have sex with."

"People who brag about drinking black coffee?? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself"

"I'm perfectly fine with kissing frogs to find a prince...But I draw the line at kissing snakes."

"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."

"How do fish party Seaweed"

"According to Verizon, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ."

"What is Darth Vader's least favorite band? Faith No More"

"Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries is a pretty hilarious first-world problem."