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Joke of the Day

"Good thing I don't see any political posts on my news feed In fact, my Myspace friends haven't really posted much since 2010."

"Did hipster polar bears like the North Pole... before it was cool?"

"A year on twitter... I remember when all this was fields."

"What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe? Steal a chicken"

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink."

"So archaeologists found another Dead Sea Scroll... They opened it up, and read: GENESIS 1:0 ""Before the beginning, there was Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris said, 'Let there be God.'"""

"[at KFC] ""One bargain bucket please"" ""ok sir, and would you like any sides?"" ""Yes please, otherwise the chicken will fall out"""

"*climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world* ""When did they put a Starbucks up here?"""

"Yo mama so fat her nickname is ""Lardo"""

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? They're full of Iraqi semen."