123600

Joke of the Day

"I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives."

"Got pulled over tonight. Cop asked if I had any weapons. I showed him my guns. He laughed."

"I tried herbal tea at office today It tastes herbal."

"Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew"

"Just back from the zoo. Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity."

"Why do we drink Tea? because we can't eat it :/ Have a good night/day everyone."

"My pot accidentally got mixed in with my pasta noodles. Ended up with baked ziti."

"The difference between me & normal people is the normal"

"If Kristen Stewart played the daughter in Taken, Liam Neeson would probably just let the bad guys have her."

"How does a restaurant make $1 million You start with $2 million!"