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Joke of the Day

"What did the spaceman say at the restaurant? This steak is too fatty! I wish it was a little meatier."

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"Yo momma's so dense, she got a job at NASA... ..bending light."
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"What is the phobia of chainsaws called? Common Sense"
"Whaaa? You taste brides? RT MatrooKiBijlee: Bridal tasting was a success! The only thing I regret is not taking pictures. But still...."""
"Letter to Santa... Little boy: Santa please send me a little brother!... Santa: send me your mother!!!"
"I'm just like my couch 17 years old and I never pull out"
"I'm hesitant to go ahead with my new plastic surgeon since he said he could give me ""the parts of an animal"" I was all gung-ho before, but now he's given me paws"
"*gets up off bed* *puts pants back on* Oh...so you...you wanted ACTUAL tacos then?"
"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."