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Joke of the Day

"So, two muffins are sitting in an oven.... So two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other, ""Man, its hot in here."" The other muffin replied, ""OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Technology has made it so much easier to complain about technology."

"Atheists swear they not going to hell just cuz they don't believe in it. nigga I don't believe in having a job but I still go to work"

"Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."

"I'm naming my new exercise regime 'Brexit'. It's the quickest way to lose pounds."

"just found out today that monkeys don't lay eggs. so what have i been buying on craigslist. what have i been eating"

"Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face."

"The dumbest joke in the world Q: What's a Christian's least favorite typeface? A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil."

"So far, I've gotten away with passing as an adult again today."

"State trash talk thread Insult your fellow state"