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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"
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"*strips naked* ""Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"" Cops: he knows we can see him from this side, right?"
"What do you call a group of killer whales that play instruments? An Orca-stra"
"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel As he walks in, he hands the inn keeper three nails and asks. ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] ""They said no I couldn't have any money"" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies"
"This week in Nascar it all comes down to one race... The Caucasians."
"I walked 10 miles today. I knew I shouldn't have let my dad name my dog."
"What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church."
"""WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! ... HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME. I'M A GIRL!"""
"What do you get if you cross an owl and a rooster? A cock thats up all night!"