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Joke of the Day

"It would have been way more anticlimactic if the video game had been called ""Where in the World is Carmen? San Diego."""

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."

"It's a comfort knowing Dad is looking down on me, but we should probably cut his hang-glider out of that tree one of these days."

"Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"I'm looking for a girlfriend that likes me for my money, but is really bad at math..."

"Premature ejaculation was the number one public health issue in the North Pole in 2016 Looks like Santa came early this year"

"What do you call a hooker in winter? A snowblower."

"What is the best place to hide a corpse? On the second page of Google"

"A server asked Rene Descartes if he would like another cup of coffee... He replied, ""I think not!"" And disappeared."