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Joke of the Day

"NOBAMA I've been seeing a lot of these ""NOBAMA"" stickers recently and I find that I have to agree. I hate the crimson tide too."

"I used to think air was free.. Until I bought a bag of chips."

"Atheism... ...is a non-prophet organization."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?.. **RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!**"

"Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager? Because nobody gets it."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Potato."

"Two black men are in a car. Who's driving? The policeman."

"Mad Cow Disease So two cows are talking in a field, The first cow says ""hey man, you worried about this mad cow disease that is going around?"" The second cow says ""Naw bro, I'm a helicopter."""

"Knock knock. Who's there? Saddam. Saddam who? *Seen*"

"Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push, into traffic."