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Joke of the Day

"What was Lenin's favourite film? Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe."

"What do you get when you click to see the punchline? DEEZ NUTS"

"I went to a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'"

"Met a girl named Gravity She was down to earth..."

"Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?"

"The man who invented auto-correct has died. May he restaurant in piece."

"Hey, girls who won't stop talking about how much you love sports: We get it. You want a boyfriend."

"So an ogre walks into a club..."

"The neighbor's dog has barked non stop for three hours. And now I know how the Chinese first discovered that dogs make a tasty snack."

"Plot twist: I knock on Jehovah's Witnesses doors. ""I'd like to talk to you about modern science """