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Joke of the Day
"I have the body of a 25 year-old Supermodel Not sure what to do with it in my basement"
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"How do you eat a bald pussy? You remove her diaper first."
"They tried me make to go to rehab and I said what is rehab hombre I speak Spanish *huffs a lot paint*"
"What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges."
"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones"
"How is a Jew like a new pair of eyeglasses? They're both tight in the temples."
"Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?"
"What do you call a broken can opener? A can't opener"
"I warned my friend that the girl he was taking home looked underage, but he said... ""If there's grass on the field, I'll play."""
"Where's the middle of nowhere? It's three letters in. ""H""."