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Joke of the Day
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor bastard"
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"Attention people who aren't employees: you should wash your fucking hands too."
"I would teach Honey-boo-boo to speak in the third person, just to hear what she'd say if she had a small cut on her arm."
"*nervously adjusts fedora in Starbucks lineup I'll have uh, um, a mediu- I mean vanti, uh, mochacachito? Patrons: HE'S A FRAUD! GET HIM!!!"
"Donald Trump has a new book coming out The Art of the Feel"
"What kind of light makes the best US president? A blinkin' light"
"A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."
"I cannot walk on water, But I can wobble on whisky."
"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar Bartender looks up and says ""get the fuck out of here"""
"When I get heavier, I am actually easier to pick up. What am I? A woman"