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Joke of the Day

"I always carry a mushroom with me, just in case my enemy shows up & I need something to make me bigger."

"Do you guys ever bite your tongue by accident? Do you guys ever hit a homeless man then just keep driving?"

"*1st date* [Be cool, just dont let her know youre a 1st generation PS3] So where do y- *internal cooling fan drowns out entire conversation*"

"President Lincoln ""I'm going to miss you, President Lincoln,"" said John Wilkes Booth. Booth lied. He didn't."

"*murderer looking for me* Murderer: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me... Me under bed: *cry sings* He's just a poor boy from a poor family"

"Why'd the chicken cross the court? Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels.."

"What is that thing on top of a helicopter? A fan. The moment the thing is turned off, the people inside start sweating."

"If it's too cold in a room... Go to the corner, it's 90 degrees!"

"The man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize."

"What does a girl from Kentucky say after sex? Git off me Pa. You crushin ma Copenhagen"