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Joke of the Day

"whats the difference between hell and gaza? there's no kids in hell"

"44 of my Facebook friends changed their profile pictures. My life is fucking insane."

"Joke Trade You post a joke, i will (hopefully) make a thread out of it with other jokes or at the very least post One response that is related. Lets trade!"

"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"

"Never look back. If Cinderella went back to pick up her shoe, she wouldn't have become a princess."

"Just had to Google synonyms for the word creative. The irony is not lost on me."

"Why hadn't the law graduate and the bartender ever met? The graduate never passed the bar"

"Does He Bite Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out."

"As a child, it really stressed me out that Rocky was late to his second fight with Apollo Creed. I mean, don't be late to that."

"My boss told me: ""Dress for the job you want..."" so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting."