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Joke of the Day
"whats the difference between hell and gaza? there's no kids in hell"
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"""Did you remember to take the dog out?"" Ah crap, I forgot [Dog storms in] I sat at the restaurant for HOURS"
"""Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?"" asked Rupert. ""Okay"" replied his father ""but don't stand too close."""
"[Car breaks down] Me:*inspecting engine* Date: is everything ok? Me: *nervously searching 100 now empty hamster wheels* haha..y-yep"
"My Sister recently started dating a depressed German airline pilot She says his personality is really down to earth."
"When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm? Intermittenly."
"A man in Tennessee was arrested for attempting to have sex with an ATM. Even worse, he received a penalty for early withdrawal."
"Two cashews walk into a bar... The Bartender says ""How about a glass of our most expensive wine?"" The Cashews reply, ""Do you think we're Nuts?!"""
"I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy """
"Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache? Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places."