227995
Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming? because he had no body to go with"
Next Joke
"God hates fags He prefers a nice, fat, dank blunt."
"Fun things to do pt 1 When you're stuck in traffic and some guy revs up his engine just yell out ""alright we get it you have a small penis"""
"Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?"
"One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected...BAAM!!! I'll have sex with their boyfriends"
"What is a condom with a hole? Kinder Surprise"
"How do you get alot of people to check out your post? Tag it NSFW and repost it"
"If I could teach my kid anything it would be do not attempt to lay on my face. Give me my personal space please, tiny leech."
"I am a simple man with simple jokes. A tumblrite came up to me and told me I needed to respect her being a pansexual. I said ""why do you want to fuck bread? You'll get a yeast infection."""
"Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist? Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra."