147239
Joke of the Day
"What is a condom with a hole? Kinder Surprise"
Next Joke
"The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it."
"She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes."
"""Uh-oh!"" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog"
"Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......"
"Judge: You shot him. How do you plead? Me: Bleed? NO. He was the one bleeding Judge: HAHA Me: HAHA *High five? Judge: Ten years with no bail"
"Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok"
"Heard the local weatherman say, ""high in the thirties"" & now I know the title to my autobiography."
"Things I Hate: slow internet connection and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and half of friday."
"Black people love boom boxes .. I hate to generalize, but it's their stereotype ;-)"