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"A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already."
"Why are life long overweight people funny? Growing up they hear the best jokes."
"A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards."
"Advice for guys When a girl says you that you're going to far, she actually means you are coming to close."
"My girlfriend cheated on me. She damn near broke my back."
"Whats the last letter in the alphabet? somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project"
"Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany.. Just look for the *gluten tag*."
"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""
"Doc: have you been displaying any symptoms of vampirism? Me: I've been.. Doc: ... Me: ... Doc: ... Me: ... Doc: ... Me: Coffin. Doc: get out"