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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them."
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"What was the man running around ? - from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep."
"Me: I have a younger sister but she's nothing like me. Him: Wow, she sounds perfect."
"Life is lot like a Pe*nis! Simple, soft, Straight, hanging Freely then a woman make it hard......"
"Did you hear about the actress who died? SO: ""Did you hear about that actress who died? Reese...Reese..? Me: ""Witherspoon?"" SO: ""No. With a knife."" Me: ""..."" Legitimate laughter ensued."
"I'm an Easter egg in the streets and a deviled egg in the sheets."
"There was a monster who ate properties... He ate a lot."
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? An addictionary Alternatively: High definition"
"Two peanuts were walking down the alley... One was assaulted"
"The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church."