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Joke of the Day
"I may be on Santa's naughty list but at least I had fun getting there."
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"Who makes the most money from Father's Day? My psychologist."
"What do you call a raft full of black people? Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies."
"What is Alzheimer's? WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Is it A) Memory Loss? * Or is it false?"
"Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? Two test-tickles."
"It's scary living in Massachusetts... Every time I watch the news I hear about Mass shootings."
"I know I have a great ass Because I was talking to a girl the other day and when I walked away she said ""What an ass!"""
"What the difference between a black guy and a donut? One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it"
"Q. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A pilot...you racist"
"[February 12] Henry VIII: jeez walmart is out of cards, flowers and chocolate. She's going to kill me! Unless... [February 13] beheads wife"