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Joke of the Day
"Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? Two test-tickles."
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"My girlfriend loves kinky sex. [nsfw] My girlfriend loves kinky sex. She says going down on me makes her day, butt sex makes her hole weak."
"A dog limps into a bar and says... I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
"Having sex with a waitress sucks. She only takes the tip."
"A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""You gotta leave. We don't serve food here."""
"Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher? It wasn't her job to educate people."
"Joke If I had a quarter for every time someone called me racist I would eventually be robbed by a black guy."
"How many women with PMS does it take to change a... just SHUT UP, OKAY! SHUT UP, (sobbing) SHUT UP, SHUT UP!"
"What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella? Wet. Source: me, now."