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Joke of the Day

"What the difference between a black guy and a donut? One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it"

"How do lesbian couples celebrate their anniversary? By eating out."

"That awkward 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone walks by you."

"What do math majors get when they graduate? A radian. Math majors don't use degrees."

"if you're havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and they're all bottles of beer on the wall"

"According to the ""you snooze you lose"" principle insomnia makes us winners."

"For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!"

"My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film... Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?"

"I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family."

"Aaron Hernandez He used to be a tight end, but prison will turn him into a wide receiver. ;)"