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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the vegan cannibal? She only eats vegetables"
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"What do you call a bunch of killer whales playing musical instruments? An orca-stra."
"I know it's not safe but our taxi driver keeps falling asleep at every light and it's getting hilarious"
"Pal: On your date, go to a French restaurant. And remember! Girls love a wine connoisseur. Later... Me: we'll both have the wine connoisseur"
"[Interview] ""Do you have any previous experience dealing with animals?"" [flashback to my flatmate leaving toast crumbs in the butter] ..Yes."
"Pregnant by Jesus How come my wife never gets pregnant when Jesus screws her? Because she tells Him to come into her heart."
"Hell of a way Americans celebrate thanksgiving. ""Turkey shoots down Russian fighter jet"""
"""She sends things to strangers on the internet and no one even cares but she keeps doing it"" - my dad, explaining me on twitter to my aunt."
"What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it? A hollowpeno"
"What's the difference between a toilet and a drummer? A toilet only has to deal with shit from one asshole at a time."