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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it? A hollowpeno"

"Why can't atheists solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"What do you call a fat kid with red hair and a eye patch? Names"

"Son: Are you going anywhere Dad? Dad: No, I'm going to Romania."

"All-day Christmas music at work, day 4: Just Googled ""Candy cane prison shank"""

"A dwarf, that happens to be a mystic, escapes from prison. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."

"I've always wanted a pew in my house Because I remember how well I use to sleep on those."

"If you were a pole I would dance all over you."

"Why do Muslims hate Reddit? Haram be everywhere"

"A Burglar got into the house of a Lawyer the other day... After a terrible struggle, the Lawyer succeeded in robbing him."