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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it? A hollowpeno"

"That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text."

"I don't like how girls always want the guy to make the first move. Sometimes I just want to play as black."

"Why was four afraid of five? Because five was a six offender"

"What's the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family"

"I hate when the definition of a word has other words that I have to look up also."

"I'm not saying it's a bad idea to bring an Ebola patient to Atlanta, I'm saying everyone should leave Atlanta because I've seen this movie...."

"For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did... I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That is a trick question, feminists can't change anything."

"the average goat is 9 carrots tall if you measure goats in carrots"