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Joke of the Day

"What is Santa's favorite music? Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8....)"

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay"

"I like to wipe my ass like I drive. Stopping only on red."

"I'm not racist! I'll have you know my childhood best friend was black, but I haven't seen him since my dad sold him."

"I told the wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller"

"How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts? With a mop."

"Drake jokes I'll start: Drake the type of dude to stare at the biggest dude in jail directly in the eyes then SLAM the soap on the bathroom floor."

"What is the opposite of Imagination? I have no idea."

"What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 ho's"