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Joke of the Day

"How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts? With a mop."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? The P is silent."

"I changed my ID to say ""Organ Bonor"" rather than ""Organ Donor"". It's spelled wrong, but I hope it still makes the doctor laugh."

"""I know what you look like naked"" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her."

"What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format? PDF puh-duh... ffffff"

"Why did the electron go to jail? He was charged with battery!"

"What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha!"

"Saw a hitchhiker holding a sign Anywhere But Here' So I swerved, hit him. Now he's in a ditch. Hope that's ok, he wasn't really specific."

"I'm NOT flirting!! its called BEING NICE!"

"Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat? They had a hootin-nanny."