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Joke of the Day

"I was approached on the street the other day by a young escort. Couldn't have been older than 13. I was absolutely appalled... ...by her prices. Way more than I usually pay!"

"If Elsa could bring snow to life why didn't she make herself some pets? I'd have like 50 snowcats by now."

"I gave up my seat for a blind man on the bus today That's how I lost my job as a bus driver"

"What do you call a book case hogging all the books? Shelf-ish"

"I asked my blonde girlfriend to shave her pussy for me I didn't realize Calico's were that skinny."

"Why did Luke Skywalker never really know his father? Because he was a child of da'force"

"Two Scottish cows in a field, what one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."

"If I could travel back in time I wouldn't kill Hitler, but I would write him a scathing book review called 'Mein Kampffft."""

"Most Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven."

"What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!"