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Joke of the Day

"Dating tip: surprise your date by being a giraffe"

"I was going to tell an ISIS joke but then I lost my head."

"Makes eye contact with female. Medusa."

"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."

"Is there a big difference between Alan and Robin Thicke Or is it just a blurred line?"

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not 6, because it's still dark down there..."

"If I'm a baker, you're the dough.. I knead you."

"My boss noticed I shaved before coming in to the office today then he told me if i wanted to keep my job I would have to start keeping my pants on"

"Me: Can I bet $20 on the Panthers to win the Super Bowl? Government: Sorry, no Me: Ok, can I buy 1k in powerball tickets? G: Lol, of course"

"While your honesty is refreshing, I am regretfully unable to accept your chat request, IWillDoYouAnally23."